come on, bartender.

come on, BARTENDER
just a little more tender
i ate all your peanuts
return me to sender

i've been too candid
now i'm barely standing
just call me a taxi
and prepare me for landing

oh, you have got to kick me back out
into the cold and nasty weather
and maybe if i SOBER UP
i will stop pretending that love is forever
love is forever.